Serial Comma.

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My mind walks a fine line between reality and fantasy. My ears absorb both lessons and lies. My thoughts seesaw between ethics and corruption. My actions speak for themselves, sometimes. My heart is split between comfort and adventure, but I'm choosing to be bold in everything I do.
bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via michael-danger)

Dinner’s cooking! 🍴🍷


#passover #brisket

Dinner’s cooking! 🍴🍷


#passover #brisket

haaretz:

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Happy ending? There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part. So just give me a happy middle and a very happy start.

—Shel Silverstein. (via lastisle)

(Source: 13neighbors, via abeardisawish)

catp0rn:

kdramapanda:

My cat loves watching the water fill up in the bathtub and now he’s refused to leave.

HES SO CUTE

(via ash1309)

excuseme-no:

NETFLIX STRAIGHT UP HAS A MOVIE ABOUT A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

ITS LITERALLY 1 HOUR AND 13 MINS OF A CHICKEN COOKING

(via abeardisawish)

radglawr:

foomod:

Australian Opals from Planet Opal

THOSE AREN’T OPALS THOSE ARE EGGS

THOSE ARE TINY DRAGON EGGS THAT ARE HATCHING

i think holding one of those would make me evolve or something jfc

(via makebelievewithme)