Serial Comma.

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My mind walks a fine line between reality and fantasy. My ears absorb both lessons and lies. My thoughts seesaw between ethics and corruption. My actions speak for themselves, sometimes. My heart is split between comfort and adventure, but I'm choosing to be bold in everything I do.

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.

—Aziz Ansari (via toocooltobehipster)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via gloomyteens)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via rachnole)

rach-quit:

Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.

(via abelstrasse)

nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

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